A Hillbilly's view of "The Sister Wives"

I have seen this show advertise and read the stuff in the magazines.  I have formed an opinion on this.  I usually form opinions on most things but this one I'm excited about.  I have a plan.  To all of Bills family who are Mormons.  I KNOW YOU DON' HAVE MORE THAN ONE WIFE.  So I'm not picking on ya'll cause I love you. 

This is my hillbilly take on the sister wives thingy.  I think its great.  There are a few modifications I would need for this to work in my own life.  We would need some brother husbands too.  I'm going to make a list of the rules I would have in place for the sister wives and brother husbands.

1.  3 brother husbands and 3 sister wives needed.

2.  Sister wives and Brother husbands will have at least a Masters Degree and a really really good job.

3.  only sister wives and brother husbands will be allowed " relations".  No hitting on the real hubbie.  He's
     mine.

4. No children.  I have enough my own self.  So if they get pregnant they are just going to have to move out
    of the trailer I have provided for them to live in.

5. Sister wives must work , grocery shop, babysit when I ask and do all laundry.  They may make their own
     schedule.  As long as it gets done, I don't care who does it.  I would like to have you refrain doing
    laundry during my nap time.

6. Brother husbands are in charge of yard work, car stuff, dirty dishes and all home improvement
    projects.

7.  You will turn your paycheck over to me and you may keep 40% as I am providing you with the nice trailer you will not need to pay rent or buy a home.

8.  You will have 7 sick days and 14 vacation days a year but they can not be used if someone else has requested that date for vacation.  The only exception is if you are dating one of the other sister wives or brother husbands and ya'll wanna vacation together.  I will need notice of this 30 days in advance.

9.  You will have Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years off and you may pick one minor Holiday also.

10.  If you fail to meet the above requirements or decide to quit being a sister wife or brother husband I will
        I will need 30 days notice.  If you do not provide said notice you will be billed 50% of your monthly
        salary.


Now see this would work.  It would be great.  So that guy out wherever he lives is going about this all wrong.  He could implement my rules and never work again.  He could just laze away the days with his real wife and shoot, vacation all the time.  I think its a perfect plan.  Why didn't I think of this before!  I can't believe someone has not tried this.  He can only be married to one "real" wife and she can only be married to one "real" hubby.   So they need some sister wives and brother husbands~!